Fart refresher ($12)

The benefits of the fart refresher: will reduce and maybe get rid of farts. if you sit on a hard materials it will soften the material that you have sat on. you must purchase a fart refresher shirt or put it in pants or shorts pocket to gain the benefit of reducing the smell of farts if you want the benefit of softening the material you must buy the fart refresher shirt

for the first fart refresher you buy you can get a refund of the fart refresher until 12:00 the next day

Christmas candle ($16)